Scarlette Quille is the alter ego of someone who spends her days chained to a desk, kissing ass so she can afford to pay her bills, and drink on the weekends. 

Scarlette Quille is  the alter ego of someone who used to have a corporate job but got laid off. You know the "economy" and that whole schtick. I still write with corporate whores in mind because after 3.5 years of suffering in a cube trying to figure out a way to parcel out my vacation, I have a soft spot in my heart for them. I truly believe that working in a cube is like a slow grey march of death. 

Scarlette Quille is a pen name, because I had to remain anonymous due to the "controversial" content of my columns. In other words; I don't want people to stop letting their kids play with mine. 

But that’s just the way I am; complex with fruity notes, and a hint of nut. Besides, its not entirely uncommon to name one of your personalities.

I digress though, let me make a somewhat long and frustrating story short: I write a column for the Sandpoint Reader, which is an alternative publication in Sandpoint Idaho. I have readers who get digital copies of my column all over the united states, and I thought, wow wouldn’t it be nice if more readers could access the column...
Also, it gives me a forum to talk more intensely about my favorite topics which can range anywhere from a great corn dog to being able to hear my neighbors humping at 3:00 in the afternoon. 

If you tend to take yourself too seriously, or are in the habit of being a bitch, you probably shouldn't be reading blogs, thats the best advice I have for you. The other nugget of wisdom I have for those of you who come to this page in order to make assumptions about my lifestyle is, thanks. I especially like it when you talk about me in public in such a close proximity that I can hear it. 

This whole blogging thing is new territory for me, please allow me to use that excuse for as long as possible.

Thank you for reading my blog.