Fantasy Smoke Break with CoCo and Ice T

I don't know if Ice T smokes, but I know his wife must be smoking something.  I want to know what it is!

In a recent interview she was asked what the "secret" to keeping her marriage strong is. 

I know, I know, it seems so obvious she is the owner of the world's finest camel toe and an ex-porn star to boot. What in the hell else does Ice need? Apparently, a whole lot more. .

Here are Coco's tips to keeping your man happy.

Make him a cold drink
Cook him his favorite food
Give him a body rub
Dress in his favorite outfit or item
Draw him a bath
Watch all his favorite shows for a night
Play video games with him
And finally, kiss or lick his feet. Hehe- LOL. - very optional

See. Do you see why I must go on a fantasy smoke break with them? I have to know if she is lying.

Because if she isn't my marriage is fucked. I don't know how to cook. I will never surrender the TV. Even far more troubling is the fact that if  I licked my husbands feet he'd probably kick me in the teeth thinking that it was one of our dogs.

I was hoping for an easy answer like "blow jobs" or separate bank accounts. 

The real question here is: what does Ice T have to do to keep her happy? Put the vaseline in her jeans before she puts them on? 

Now that I really think about it; I'm pretty sure they smoke the green....and I don't know if I could bring myself to smoke out with such an intimidating camel toe staring me in the eyes.

Is there anything else she should add to the list? What are your secrets?

Comments

[Aub]

Those pants look really uncomfortable. I applaud Ice T's taste in curvier ladies. But do not allow her to vacuum-seal herself into garments like that, it has the opposite effect of keeping something fresh.