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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
Aug172009

Fantasy Smoke Break: Lynda Carter's "special friend"

Its pretty obvious that this guy behind Wonder Woman just got back from pounding one out in the bathroom. He's now having a post self exploratory smoke break. I don't blame the guy though, it would be hard to control yourself if your job was to watch Wonder Woman's star spangled ass all day.

The poor guy probably works on Grey's Anatomy now, and his peen has shriveled up from lack of stimulation. Nobody jacks to Ellen Pompeo wearing scrubs, its just McBoring.  

If I could go on a fantasy smoke break with this guy, I would want it to be on the set of Wonder Woman. This was a time when people could smoke at work and popular TV shows featured super hero's. Now TV is so boring, every show is about relationship challenged doctors or cops. There is no ass kicking, no sweet outfits, no smoking on set. No wonder the writers went on strike

I had a wonder woman outfit as a child. I'm guessing not to many kids are running around in their "Law and Order SVU" underroos. It's a travesty.

So today, lets all visualize a workplace where women can frolic in patriotic granny panties and the men can enjoy a cigarette as they watch. Kind of beats sitting in a cube pretending not to surf the net.

 

 

 

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I loved Wonder Woman...I was her for Halloween probably 5 years straight!!!

08-19-2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

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