Fantasy Smoke Break: Dead Sexy Jack Nicholson

Seriously, who wouldn't want to go on a smoke break with the sexiest smoker that has ever inappropriately slapped random ass? Men want to be him, and women want him. 

Any man who is in his seventies, walks around with a constant boner, and smokes while back floating is killing me softly with his song...

Thats why I pick Jack, for my favorite smoker of all time. 

You can just tell that Jack is the kind of smoker who doesn't give a shit about second hand smoke or rules, or stupid pesky social convention. I think I love him.

I have had a fantasy about smoking a cigarette with Jack Nicholson since the Witches of Eastwick. Even though I was just a tender soul at age 12, I knew that he had a special kind of swagger that drives women crazy. I wasn't sure why, but as I grew older I realized that it was because he was dark, brooding, and probably had at least a 10 inch cock. 

To make a long story short though, a fantasy smoke break with Jack Nicholson would be a risk... if you were to spend any time alone with Jack,  you risk the probability of love, sex, addiction, pregnancy, heartbreak, and possibly institutionalization. 

Thats a risk that I would be willing to take...