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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Wednesday
Sep162009

Fantasy Smoke Break: The Most Interesting Man

 

Maybe you live under a rock. Maybe you don't watch TV. Or maybe your one of those healthy types who don't pound a lot of beer or eat onion rings... If any of these scenarios describe you, you may not know who the "Most Interesting Man" is or what he drinks.

However; if you have seen the Dos Equis commercials you know who I am talking about, and you know that these commercials are fucking hilarious. 

I've been wanting to have a fantasy smoke break with Most Interesting Man for a long time. To me he is the love child of Hanibal Lector and Sean Connery, raised by frat boys.  I love him.

I'm pretty sure he would smoke cigars, and we would have to have our break in some exotic locale. He makes the perfect smoke break  partner because he does not ask a lot of questions, does not care, and has an appetite for hedonistic pursuits. The potential for him leaving you to conduct a threesome or shoot large game is high, but thats the chance you take when you decide to hang with a illustriously titled man.

 

Reader Comments (3)

Ashamedly, I've been living in a whole. I've never heard of this ad series, but honestly, holy crap, that is comedy gold. It dropped me when the guy sets the bear free. Dropped me. Scarlette, thank you for sharing this post, and opening my eyes to THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD.

09-18-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

Seriously, these commercials suck major monkey ass. They put a little more effort into their tv ads, but for the radio they give the work to their third stringers. They REACH for things they belive are funny. I hear the commercials, i don't laugh, i don't smile, i just get mad. I have a marketing degree and i cant believe that that there are commercials so horrible.

I saw the "most interesting man" on TMZ, and they eben said that he was a snooze fest. hate to be a dream squasher, but those commercials suck ass.

09-26-2009 | Unregistered CommenterUgh.

Virginia is for lovers. America is for HUSTLERS.

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