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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Friday
Jan012010

Fantasy Smoke Break: David Bowie in Labrynth

 

Last night I drank 3 Newcastles, a half bottle of Vodka, a couple margaritas and then I ate some exotic fish dip. It was a family party or else I might of drank a bit more. There was a baby crawling around partying in the mix, and as I sat in my chair in some sort of trance I thought to myself, this is what it must feel like to be on hallucinogenics.  I've never explored the world of LSD, Cocaine, or Mushrooms. By the time I was old enough to go through a proper drug phase, I was pregnant so I missed out on that milestone. Ever so often I eat or drink a combination that takes me to a different time and place.... a whole other level if you will.  I like to imagine that I'm having a flashback during these times.

Ironically it is during these moments that I also long for the ability to go on a smoke break.  As I watched the baby crawl by me  last night, I started thinking about the song from Labyrinth: Dance Baby Dance.  My family totally resembled the weird creatures in the movie and there was ME as David Bowie. With a twelve inch moose knuckle, and an adorable baby crawling around. I don't know why I picture myself as the king, maybe its because I could grow a sweet mullet if I chose to. 

Or maybe its the blouse. I don't own a pirate blouse, but should I?

Anyway the song was in my head for the rest of the night until this morning. Some people say Mr. Bowie makes a reference to cocaine in the song.... watch and  decide.

After I watched this vid a few hundred times this morning, I decided that David Bowie is the perfect person to go on my first Fantasy Smoke Break of 2010. Seriously can you EVEN IMAGINE the stories he could tell? Is there a better person to ask about the illicit use of drugs? I THINK NOT.

Dance Baby Dance.

 

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