This is perhaps the most disturbing, yet intriguing commercial since Nannerpuss. This guy needs a smoke break for a couple of reasons:

1. His wife thought it would be a good idea for him to dress up like a pedophile and "entertain" a  bunch of kids. Clearly she HATES children.

2. He did it. Despite,  KNOWING that clowns are the scariest creatures on the planet, and NO KID REALLY LIKES THEM.

3. The fucking unicorn toy that impales his foot. Now only a parent can understand the pain of stepping on a children's toy. Once I was running to my daughters room following her screams "mommmmmeeee I'm sickkkkkkk...". and in a matter of seconds I had stepped on a Lego, which instantly became imbedded in the soul of my foot. On my way down to the floor to curl up in the fetal position and cuss this primitive torture they call "parenthood"  I managed to turn on the light. Lucky for me it was just in time to see my daughter's head rotate 360 degrees and spew vomit across the room. On the positive side, I can now just attach tiny wheels to the bottom of my foot. 

4. He is a real person...an actor underneath that soul crushing wig and satanic suit. He probably had dreams of being in an epic war film or having a stint on broadway, but no his first real paying gig is at 35 and its as a clown for Walmart.

Homeboy needs a smoke break, no matter how you toss the dice. 

I've never been on a smoke break fantasy or real with a "real" clown before, its like going to Europe or eating calamari...you never real knew that you wanted to do it until you realized that all the cool kids were~now its on the ol bucket list.