Fantasy Smoke Break: Shorty Rossi From Pit Boss
Tuesday, February 23, 2010 
Ok, today's Fantasy Smoke Break is a NO BRAINER. Shorty Rossi. Not only is Pit Boss one of my favorite shows on TV but, DAYUM Shorty is not fucking around. Seriously. He's a bad ass ex con who runs a little person talent agency AND a pit bull rescue. When I say he's bad ass I'm not joking he did his time in Folsom, and his charges included attempted murder.
You can tell he's the type of guy that would be perfect to go on a smoke break with. There is no way Shorty would whine about his boss and bitch of a girl friend he IS THE BOSS, and probably has ho's for days. Also you can just tell he's the type of guy who will take a long lunch on a Tuesday afternoon complete with cocktails... and lets face it~ that's the kind of friend we all need.
(You can read more about him here, but I added this quote from Animal Planet's write up, just to give you an idea.)
Shorty is a workaholic by nature; therefore, he doesn’t have much spare time for socializing. When in social settings, he often surrounds himself with people of all backgrounds in his home in Los Angeles and his second home in Mexico, where he also spends a lot of time promoting pit bull awareness. Shorty has a special place in his heart for his employees Ashley, Sebastian and Ronald, who are all little people. Shorty loves cigars, wine, and relaxing with friends and his five pit bulls.
If you aren't watching this show, you need to be ashamed of yourself.
If I found myself lucky enough to go on a fantasy smoke break with Shorty Rossi, here are the questions I would ask him:
1. Tell me about the incident that got you thrown into jail for 10 years, that had to be some REALLY crazy shit.
2. Can you please let me go out with you and your crew just once?....I have a feeling you have more fun than I do.
3. What kind of cigars do you smoke?
4. This is more of a suggestion than a question but, please fire Ronald and hire me.
Here is Shorty on Jimmy Kimmel.
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