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Friday
Jan302009

BEER, BEAVERS & BACON


 

If you are like the other bazillion Americans  you plan on spending this Sunday watching football with one hand on a beer and the other on your nuts.
To be honest I don’t even know who is in the super bowl, but I will  definitely be watching and celebrating because, the good lord in all her mercy has decided to bless our country with the finest sport of all time and commercials to go with it.

I’m not really jazzed about Bruce Springsteen though.

Make your Super Bowl Super, by following these tips.

1. BEER. I do not drink beer  as a rule but, since Sunday is the Lord's day, I try not to hit the hard stuff, this Sunday I will be drinking BUDWIESER, in honor of America.

 

2. GOOD COMMERCIALS (according to my brother this is the best commercial of all time):

  

3. Junk Food: delicious snacks made with the 3 main junk food groups: Cheese, Chips, and Processed Meat

http://deadspin.com/5141759/what-no-retractable-roof 

And since that recipe is practically vegetarian, here is something for you carnivores : The Bacon Explosion

 For directions please see:

 http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?th&emc=th

ENJOY!!!!

 

 

Reader Comments (1)

Scarlett I enjoy your advice and information, but I have to clear the air about something that I feel your readers need to know, Budweiser is not American anymore.

On November 18, 2008 InBev completed a $52 billion Anheuser-Busch acquisition. InBev is a global beer distributor with its corporate headquarters in Leuven, Belgium.

You can't wash down your freedom fries with a Belgian beer.

But, based upon third hand information, another casualty of the buyout will be the Clydesdale horses. It is my understanding that they were not part of the sale and it appears that they will probably be returned to Grant's Farm, the 281-acre ancestral home of the Busch family in Saint Louis.

So the beer you will drink this Sunday is not American…but those Horses on the commercial still are – but this may be pending retirement.

Is nothing we hold sacred recession proof?

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