Word of the Day

Saddlebacking: the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities." After attending the Purity Ball, Heather and Bill saddlebacked all night because she's saving herself for marriage. 

Or 

I do not recommend saddlebacking, just go with a hand job like a good Christian.

IF you would like to read more about this: go to http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove

Let me warn you though, this site is nothing you want to be reading at work or in front of your Grandma.

Comments

[Torino]

Good for them haha I'm sure the bible beater teens like it better together than when their preacher does it to them, Especially the boys haha

[readerfan]

I'm so happy you included a link to your blog in your last column. I've been reading your column for years. You're one of the funniest people I've ever read, and look forward to you every week. Thanks Scarlette!