Taking Suggestions, Halloween Help Me.
Monday, October 19, 2009 So its Halloween season, which is usually my very favorite time of year. This year however, I will be having to go as an Eskimo, Firefighter, Bee Keeper, basically anything that requires wearing a hazmat suit. Why?
Because I am a fat ass. No really. Now I know about a bazillion people will comment. "I can help you get in shape." or "Fat is a state of mind" or "Cut out the Booze bitch", here is the deal: Its my blog. I will blog about being FAT if I want. I don't blame anyone else for my pronounced muffin top. It is my I own it. OK? I'm pretty sure I know how it all went down.
Now that I have that off my chest. I will be taking suggestions on Halloween costumes, I'm so busy these days I don't even have my Halloween costume planned out, usually I am tanning, dieting...etc... by now (in order to wear something slutty). Maybe its because I'm married or maybe its because I am fat, but for whatever reason, I don't feel like being a slut this Halloween.
So I need some good suggestions. Here is some inspiration from a Halloween party I went to last year......
Reader Comments (7)
I am seriously laughing my ass off in my office at these pics!! I will have to think about a costume for you I will get back to you.
so, earlier this year, my husband and I were talking about doing a dead celebrity party because there have been so many celebrities kickin' the bucket this year - and since I, too, have gained weight, I told him I could dress up in a big house dress and walk around with a ham sammich and be Mama Cass.
Haaaa! That first photo is of my trainer! Love the red tights! I say go as Maude Lebowski, all you need is a robe and a black wig!
Cavegirl. Coupled with a sign that reads, "So easy a caveman can do it."
I am dressing up in all black, then I'll use duct tape to attach a surge protector to my chest. I'm supposed to be BLACK POWER. You can steal my idea if you want.
I like the idea of a costume with a sandwich. John thats funny. It is. Aubrey, I like the idea of not brushing my hair, and having a club...you've all given me something to think about!!!
I think Board Sharts should be Fred and you should be Wilma Flintstone.