Count Cockula By Fleshjack, Because the World is a Fucked up Place

First of all. There are men out there who are obsessed with Vampires too? I mean obsessed enough to stick their penis into simulated vampire teeth jacking sleeve, in a can? Are you kidding me? 

I've said it once, I'll say it again: I don't get the vampire obsession at all. I mean if they were going to come out with a Wolverine themed sex toy, well that makes perfect sense. But this whole Twilight/First Blood thing excites me about as much as a bowl of wilted spinach.

By the way, I would have left a link to the site, to buy this, but its basically a pornographic blog, and I know some of ya'll are at work... If you must go on your free time google "Fleshjack" I can not again for fear of getting caught..

Comments

[John McLellan]

Unreal. When I first started reading this post, I thought, "oh, that's a fucked up name for a soda." Then, although it took me a few seconds, it dawned on me that this is basically a "pocket pussy." Like I said, UNREAL.

[Scarlette]

It's UNREAL, but real, I can't believe this TWILIGHT obsession. It scares me, it really REALLy scares me. As in torments my soul.