If I ever decide to wear underwear, I'm going to wear these.

Seriously swalding vaginas in the face of Robert Pattison can be the new brazilian wax. "Did you see Britney had flashed her Edward last night?"

I'm sure hundreds of virgins will maintain their virginity by wearing these, because there is no way on earth they are going to get laid when they take off their clothes and the guy sees Edward staring back at him. Twilight themed underwear will become the new "unicorn" in the room, as in if you go into someone's room and they have anything "unicorn" themed in it....you can guarantee that they are a heart beat away from stalking the living shit out of you. Run. In case your Mama didn't tell you....you never fuck a unicorn lover, it always ends poorly. 

That said, I'm buying these for every single person I know who read twilight, including my brother.

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