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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Wednesday
Nov112009

I don't Like Her Guys...

Some of you may recall this tid bit, but I can't stand hypocrites. AT ALL. People who point their fingers at others while using their religion as an excuse for their self-righteousness.... all the while they are living the secret life of a whore.  So Carrie Prejean was de-throned NOT because of her "anti-gay marriage" crusade, she had it taken away for having nude pictures and a sex tape. A SEX TAPE WITH HERSELF. 

Now she is running around whoring out a new book, the premise is that she would have been Miss USA and kept her crowns if she wouldn't have spoken out against gay marriage. She went on the view yesterday where the ladies ripped her limb from limb. 

Carrie, 

YOU ARE AN IDIOT. You lost the crown for being slutty. Sure most people have a little whore in them, but not everyone tries to cover their inner whore by denying rights to a population based on their sexual orientation while claiming to be a "christian girl". Last time I checked Jesus isn't really into premarital sex, or passing around photos of your "pussay" like a damn Pokemon card. 

I just had to get that off my chest. And in Case you missed it....

Reader Comments (2)

Who needs a moral code when you can ask for forgiveness?

11-11-2009 | Unregistered CommenterC

I saw the greatest quote that I've ever seen written on a mirror in the mens restroom of Shep's Bar in Brainerd, Minnesota. It says, "No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere there is sick of her shit." With poor Carrie here, it's so true.

11-16-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

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