There is going to be a COSTCO in Manhattan.

Why?

Seriously why? 

How are people going to haul a 17lb container of Jalepeno Artichoke Dip, and a 3,000 count box of tampons in their "green" sacks as they walk home? 

I worry about this kind of shit folks. There is a Home Depot in Downtown Manhattan too. And let me tell you its the weirdest fucking thing EVER because there is NO PARKING LOT. What in the world can you buy in Home Depot that you can pack out by foot? Maybe a lamp or a Diet Coke. I don't know.

I can tell you this though. I can't live in cities that are so big that a person can't drive to the local Costco/Home Depot/Target IN THEIR OWN CAR, and park in a designated parking lot.  It sends me into a panic... the idea of NEEDING something and having to take public transportation or a cab when your perfectly capable of driving yourself, but no you can't because there is nowhere to park, and driving anywhere "in the city" takes an hour.

An hour? An hour to go 3 miles? 

Fuck it. Maybe I am a hick after all.

My kids are out in the back yard searching for deer antlers.....