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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Friday
Nov202009

This is what I need....A Chola Make Over

 

Deep down I've always wanted to rock the Chola look. Who hasn't wanted a tear tattoo, a flat pressed pair of Dickies and a prison issued T-Shirt? I've always wanted to be part of some group that dressed alike, I don't have the patience or deep sadness to be goth, the money to be preppy, or the desire to be country. 

I'm pretty much a chola already, I mean if  you cross me you can bet my 32 cousins will roll up on your house to avenge my honor.... I'm just a quick make over away from legit. BABY SMILEY, let me know when your available for house calls....

Reader Comments (2)

Very sadly, I would have had no clue this even existed if it weren't for this blog post. Ugh.

11-23-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

Come on!!!
You would look great with Sharpie eyebrows!!!

11-23-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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