Drunk Cross-Dressing 4 Year Old Who Stole Christmas....
Friday, December 18, 2009 This video, this story, this Mom. Where do I start? Who hasn't stumbled down the block wearing a dress drinking a bud light? Thats a Christmas tradition for people all over America. Usually it starts sometime in college when you realize that your boobs have started sagging, and you have to work for money... but this poor little guy has been dealt a bad hand.
Dads in prison. Mother's insane or as dumb as a box of rocks maybe both. Clearly. I mean she wonder's how the kid knew how to open a Bud Light. First of all, Bud Lights are twist tops. All the kid had to do was twist the top. I'm pretty sure he's seen it done a few times. And how sad is it that he would rather start a life of crime then spend Christmas with his mother? I mean everyone has considered it a time or two, but to actually follow through at the age of 4? That's unreal.
For the record though, I knew how to open a bottle of beer by the time I was 2 and I was tapping kegs at 6 TRUE STORY. Here's the photographic proof:
My parents didn't let me drink the beer. But I was a better bartender than most before I hit Junior High. You can say whatever you want, but my parents were ahead of their time. It was basically like going to a vocational school. Some kids graduate high school with a Medical Assistant degree or Mechanic, whatever.... I graduated with an associates in bar tending.
And I turned out OK right?
Well, here's to you little 4 year old, lay off the booze learn how to read and write, it's the only way your going to make it out of there!!!
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Reader Comments (8)
haha that is sweet! I have never seen that picture! What was i doing taking shots wiht uncle Bernie at age 4
Oh, no I'm running the keg in this picture and you are dealing black jack. Its one of my favorite pictures from my youth, I stole it from Mom a few years ago... .
And on a serious note WTF am I wearing?
Ambien made him do it.
I have some great pictures from my youth with beer in hand. However, none of them top the keg picture. However, my childhood outfits might give yours a run for your money.
fucking adorable
Your outfit is awesome. I can't think of a better outfit for a keg master in North Idaho:
First of all you are probably in the middle of nowhere, 40 miles out of town, -- you have to be prepared for all kinds of weather. Also, you parents probably knew as keg master you might have some drunken fool spill on you, for these reasons in particular layers are really important,
As for the specifics of this outfit I would like to note that the vest gives you a level of sophistication, showing that indeed you are mature enough to be keg master, and the plaid gives you a down-home feel perfect for the setting. I am hoping that you topped it off by wearing rubber moon boots (good for a spill here and there and keep the toe toasty).
hahaha C. Thats so funny.
The location was Alaska, not sure where though!