Tardy For The Partay~ And Psyched out on Ellen
Tuesday, December 8, 2009 I don't watch the Real Housewives of what-ever-the-fuck. I'm not that kind of person, if I want to see a bunch of gold diggers acting a fool, I will just start frequenting wine bars. (Just kidding, really I'm not but in case I hurt your feelings, um sorry?)
Why don't they try the Real House wives of Bonner County? Now that would be a show that I could get behind...and star in.
Anyway, I bawled my eyes out laughing on Ellen today when they had that blonde lady with the horrid weave from The Real Housewives on to sing her bizarre song. I was shocked when Ellen introduced her, couldn't believe that Ellen would ruin the holiday season like that. My ears packed up their shit and tried to walk out the door during the fist 10 seconds of her performance. Then Ellen cut her off and saved Christmas.
Seriously though, what the hell is that song? And why is someone who is clearly in their 50's singing about being "tardy for the party"? You aren't tardy lady, live in the now, you had your time... Embrace your inner cougar, in fact have that cougar hunt down that horrifying creature living on your head and put it out of its misery.
Anyway, if you are a network executive looking for a kick ass show look call me....
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Reader Comments (3)
Easy Scarlette, Real housewives of Atlanta is one of the best shows on TV and not that I know you or anything but if I did I know in a conversation somewhere I would of encouraged you to watch it. Seriously you are missing out. Grown women pulling each other's weaves can't be beat.
PS I would watch Real housewives of Bonner County.....genius
Don't forget I am your number one fan :)
I concur with the individual above, real housewives is the crack in my pipe. This show has done for 30-somethings what The Hills did for tweens. And hotlanta wives is the best one so far.
I know that people love it, but I can not. I just can't.... There are certain shows that everyone watches that I can't , maybe its the non-conformist artist in me that just can't but here is a short list of things that I can't/couldn't watch because everyone else does:
Twilight, Making the Band, The Real Housewives Franchise, Survivor, the Titanic, Hairy Potter, Dancing with The Stars....
I'm really a freak.