Someone Loves Me

A friend calls you up and asks how you are doing after you get laid off...

A TRUE friend sends your favorite booze and snacks...

A BEST friend will listen to you after you consume the entire package in one sitting and then proceed to drunk dial them...

I received this package in the mail a couple days after I got laid off, and I'm not going to lie, I openly wept out of gratitude.

Thank you Mrs. Suburban Goddess you are one hell of a friend.

Comments

[Mrs. Suburban Goddess]

I’m glad to see all the contents of the package made it in one piece. Loss of the Grey Goose would have been a tragedy. I had fun putting this little package together. Especially when I told my daughter’s preschool teacher I was off to the liquor store at 9:00am on a Monday.

[Sam]

I must ask do you consume the included items one by one or do you put all of them in a blender and take it all in at once?? It would be glorious true sensory overload!

[Scarlette]

Thats hilarious, but isn't that what you usually do after you drop the kids off....I mean thats what I do. I'm no good at this being laid off thing. When I am not working I feel like I should be drinking, its like vacation PTSD...

I didn't even think of the blender idea, damn.... that would have allowed quicker consumption!!