Show Me Your Cubes

Today's post was made possible by a reader who went deep undercover at her office, (like  Prime Time with John Quinones). Her mission was to photograph a variety of cubicles so that we have photographic evidence of the effect working in Corporate America has on the average person.

It should come as no surprise that sitting in a small grey space all day listening to the same person clear their throat 5 to 6 times in an hour can cause great feelings of hostility. Other days cube life can make you wish that you would have gotten your hair license or some shit. If you would've gone the "trade" route you wouldn't have student loans and that ass kissing FREAK SHOW to deal with everyday...

WOW, Where did that come from? Somebody needs to take their "lay off" meds...

Back to the point at hand, lets play my favorite game: CUBICLE PROFILING

 THE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE CUBE

I would say that the resident of this cube is male, early 30's maybe younger (he hasn't forgotten his college days yet) but he does work in a cube which to me suggests someone over the age of  25. I'm guessing he is single, and desperately needs to get laid (Does that sound mean?. If he does have a significant other that person is "a work in progress"(doesn't alphabetize their cupboards) that is why there is no picture of him/her on the desk top.

He is severely OCD and has no personal items on his desk, probably because he doesn't want anyone at work to know that he collects porcelain dolls or something. Everyone in the office finds his OCD hilarious, and thats why they buy him the "cute" little gifts like the Obsessive Compulsive Action Figure, he displays the figure so that his co-workers think that he has a sense of humor, but he resents the fact that the gift is cluttering his near perfect space.

 He spends a good portion of the day "cleaning" up after the women that he works with, whether it be work flow related or in the break room. That is why they thought it would be funny to make him that little sign reminding him how much he actually hates them...