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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Wednesday
Feb252009

Flu Haiku

I'm home with millions of sick people, instead of  running away to Vegas, I am going to try therapist recommended poetry again. Please feel free to share your poetry and thoughts... as you can see I still haven't moved past the humble haiku.

 

Flu season licks balls

Snot, coughs, booze to help them snooze

Germs mating on couch

Reader Comments (3)

Viruses lick balls?
You are a funny fucker
Way to make me laugh

02-25-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

Thank you, thats the sweetest name anyone has ever called me!!!!
You are so good at the Haiku, I am thinking of trying something new next week... not sure if I'm ready!!

02-25-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

Feeling lousey now
Painful stomach ache hits first
Blow shits are the worst

02-26-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

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