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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Tuesday
Feb242009

SET YOUR TIVO'S THE COUGAR IS  COMING

And its gonna be HAWT...

Vivica Fox is hosting a new show on TV Land starting on April 15th. This show is like The Bachelorette (created by the same people) but the Bachelorette is 40 years old and all the guys are young. Bow chicka Bow wow.

This sounds a lot like porn for middle aged women, but I am totally in.

Even if the Cougar's eyebrows look like, I'm not going to mix words here...her eyebrows look like a chola and the fake mole, sometimes its there sometimes its not.  I wish they would have found a true cougar, she reminds me of one of the admins at my old work. But I do have a warm place in my heart for old broads who get theirs. 

The "Cougar's" name is Stacey. And according to the TV land website:

"Stacey's dating experiences have led her to believe that men her age and older live under the pressure of a "ticking clock" that dampens their spontaneity and zest for life. Her personal success is based upon upbeat optimism, and she believes that younger men have a similar spirited tempo, a demeanor that Stacey finds crucial for her future love interest to possess -- a love interest that she plans to find on The Cougar."

If you want to check out the article click here.

 

Reader Comments (2)

So are the dudes going to move in with these women and be kept men? I don't get it, is this supposed to end in marriage or will these saps be climbing out the window of her condo after they hit it. I mean really this will only end in heart ache for her unless they are broke asses and she will support them. They will be gone after they get mauled by the Cougar......

A Cougar is like a fine wine that is only to be tasted every so often, definately not an everyday table fare....

02-25-2009 | Unregistered CommenterBob

OMIGOD, hahahha
there is only one cougar and many young guys, so her odds are slightly better.....

02-25-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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