Britney's Vagina On A Comeback Tour
Monday, March 9, 2009 I had to change this to another you tube video because the other got taken down, weird. You can hear as much on this one, but you get the idea...
Apparently Britney's costume had some problems during her live show in Tampa Bay, and her normally "camera shy" vajango came out and played peek-a-boo with the crowd. I mean its been months since a picture of her vagina has surfaced, I was beginning to think it had retired. Apparently its just been charging its batteries for a comeback. Everyone knows that Britney's vagina loves fresh air, that costume wasn't enough to harness its desire to live free.
Being the professional that she is Britney finished the song and then went off stage, and proceeded to cuss somebody out saying "OK, my pussy is hangin out." Not a big deal but, her microphone was still on, forward to 0:30 if you want to cut to the chase. The whole crowd got to hear about her "pussy".
There are several things that strike me about this clip, the first being I cant believe her microphone was on, I mean isn't it just an unspoken truth that her shows are not live? Not that I care, I love her no matter what. She could sing in a box with a fox, and I would still owe her a debt of gratitude her music has long been the soundtrack that plays when I need to feel like a stripper/diva/seductress/skinny bitch, you know... we all have those kinds of songs.
The next thing that struck me as weird is that she calls her vagina a "pussy". I always imagined that she had a nice southern name for her privates like "Magnolia" or "Betsy Joe". I myself can not say the word pussy, as it makes my mouth itch, like I just ate coconuts (which I am allergic to).
I really don't care for that word... at all.
Britney Spears, Famous Beavers, vaginas in Celebrities 
Reader Comments (2)
Jesus, here I am stuck in Iowa--at an airport since 5am and I'm pissed...well, was pissed, until I read this. Now I can't stop laughing. Damn you!
Did I mention that I've been rescheduled 3 times? 3 times and I'm smiling and grinning thinking about Britney's "Magnolia".
(I myslef call mine Ms. Good Cookie.)
THANKS for making my foggy day clear again.
Nando
Judging by the photos I have seen of it I think a better name for it would be. "Bomb Crater"