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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Tuesday
Mar102009

Speaking of Loving the Wind in Your Vagina, 

 

Update: this is the clip, that I was describing in the post below...I just wrote the post before the performance showed up on you tube. Was I accurate in describing her outfit or what?

Did anybody see lady gaga on the view this morning? 

Once again proving that pants are overrated. She looked like Alice In Wonderland, except this Alice ate drank all the magic tea, ate all the mushrooms and then lost in a game of strip poker. She sang "Just Dance", and sadly I have scoured the internet trying to find you a clip of the performance, but I can't, I will be sure to post it when I do. For now, you will just have to look at these  outfits and imagine, the classiness that she bestowed on the The View today.

She started the outfit  off with a classy essential, the mad hatter jacket with giant shoulder pads:


Then added  these Panties:


Then she performed.

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You know that stage fright trick where you are supposed to imagine the whole crowd in their underwear? Maybe Lady Gaga's a little slow, she thought she would be less nervous if SHE wore the underwear....

Anyway, the point is that some one should get Lady GaGa's vagina and Britney's "pussy" together, they could totally be BFF's. 

Reader Comments (3)

This Shim's name should be changed to "Lady Gaper" Whats the world coming to when a skank like that is on regular TV during the day!! Im surprised the rest of those old B#tchs on the view didn't bust their nasty old baby portals out...

03-10-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

I love her, she's different, and pants are overrated when you have a body like that. She's really New York club kid scene. So un-Idaho.

I think your post is hilarious...but Joe's a homo, and I say that affectionately. Afterall, what dude doesn't like to stare at muff disguised as alternative artistry?

03-10-2009 | Unregistered CommenterHAHA

I love it when muffs wear disguises, all the time.
I like her music, and I don't mind her pantless charades, I just wouldn't want to sit on a bar stool after her...

03-11-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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