READER SENDS ME AN ANGEL

Take note, if I should die before my husband, I can only pray that he immortalizes me by getting an airbrushed painting of my likeness spread eagle on his tailgate. I especially hope that he chooses my best stripper outfit.

I am not kidding this painting is in "memory of" someone. Who that someone is or what she did in her life on this earth is up for speculation.

For now, we can all rest easier knowing that there is an blonde haired angel watching over us wearing a collar, metal cuffs, and pasties.

Comments

[Sam]

Don't worry if you die I will make Board Sharts paint a image of you clutching a bag of cheetos a bottle of vodka and wearing your best sweats tucked into your barbarian boots on the back of his truck

[Scarlette]

Thats so nice of you. I only tuck my sweats into my boots when there is snow out, come on, I don't want them to get wet...

Oh, and make sure the cheetos are flaming hot, I don't want that bland filth on my memorial.