ONLY IN NORTH IDAHO

I have been scared a couple of times in my life, I've never shit my pants before but I've came close. Today was one of those days. I was sitting on my couch minding my own business eating a Lean Cuisine, as my kids finished their homework while  eating a frozen entree of their choice (we are bachelorettes this weekend).  Dark was soon approaching, and we hadn't brought our vicious guard hounds in the house for the night.

There is about a 15 foot high snow berm in my front yard, its where all the snow from our son of two bit whore of a driveway is piled. We will be able to swim in it when it melts, if summer ever comes. Any way, I'm minding my business when all the sudden I hear an earsplitting motor and see a figure flying over the berm, on one of those things that you see in the picture above: a motorcycle for the snow...who knew?

He was going nuts in my front yard, I mean my husband accused me of roosting boy oh boy he hadn't seen anything. As I ran to my room to get my hammer (my weapon of choice) just in case this was a gang leader about to rob us blind... you never can tell. My daughter opened the door and yelled at him, I screamed at her to such the door and then hit the floor, I said " don't get up, kids crawl to a safe place".

Then my daughter turned from the doorway and said:

"MOM, Its "husband's" friend, I told him that Husband is in Mexico."

Um, Ok I said as I snuck out of my hiding area, just in time to see the motorcycle fly back over the berm and into the night.

I'm sleeping with the dogs and a hammer tonight just in case. 

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[chopsueyluey]

If you were single......this could have been an interesting opportunity.............. ;O)