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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Sunday
Mar222009

Is Anybody Watching Celebrity Apprentice?

 

I am.

I admit it, its very entertaining. Last night, FINALLY, the guys won a challenge. The ladies faltered due in part to Mellissa and Joan Rivers and their bizarre antics. Those have to be two of the bossiest, craziest, obnoxious women on the planet. They also have scary faces.

Dennis Rodman has the worse persecution complex I've ever witnessed and I am pretty sure he still has some kind of jealousy issue with Michael Jordan. Clearly this has to be explored. Oh, and who knew that Clint Black is actually a tiny little prick.

The reason I watch the show though is Jesse James. Jesse James is one of the most appealing and smart people I have seen on reality TV. I'm not going to lie, I have a small crush on him. There is just something sexy about a guy that has that much ink on him. Sandra Bullock is a very lucky lady.

That said I hope he wins, everybody else on the show is an asshole.

Reader Comments (2)

Scarlette, again you continue to DROP ME with the last line of your blog. Even though I don't watch this show, I too want Jesse James to win, simply because you made me laugh by calling everyone on their shit. Thank you. As always, you crack me up.

03-23-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

I've never watched Celebrity Apprentice until now and the ONLY reason is JESSE JAMES. OMG!!!! Yes, Sandy is very lucky ;O)

03-24-2009 | Unregistered Commenterchopsueyluey

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