Shamwow!!!

OK, I know that Shamwow has been around for a long time, and so this post should have been posted months ago. However, my blog is only 2 months old, so I get to talk about old stuff if I please. Especially if the old item is as magnificent and revolutionary as Shamwow.

In case you've been living under a rock, Shamwow is a wonder product that is capable of revolutionizing the liquid soaking industry. Not only that it also has the most low budget ghetto informercial of all time.  According to the product description...

"ShamWow washes, dries and polishes any surface. It's like a towel, chamois and sponge all in one! They are made in Germany from a revolutionary fabric that can absorb over 12X it's weight in liquid. Use them to clean up spills fast and they won't scratch any surface."

The weird thing is that Shamwow really works. I've seen one small cloth  soak up an entire Venti ice tea from Starbucks. A spill like that would usually take a whole roll of paper towels or a huge towel. This thing is amazing.

Apparently this product was invented by "German" scientists. Why were they being so stingy with a product that could improve mankind's plight? Can you imagine  if Tampons were made of Shamwow material? Granny Panties could be irradicated, because women wouldn't have to worry about ruining their good "drawers". How about a baby diaper? You could let that kid pee three or four times in their diaper, before ringing it out and reusing it. A kid could go months using the same diaper. 

Basically the only thing wrong with Shamwow is that we haven't found a way to use it to its full potential.  Also I'm guessing that there is also a wonder product behind the Shamwow Peddler's hair. There is no way over the counter hair gel could acheive such a glorious faux hawk.

Comments

[Robin]

The guy in the commercial looks like he's addicted to meth. I can't tell if he's jonesing for a fix or lit up....

[Scarlette]

I swear to god this guy's twin works at the Ponderay Starbucks...