How to become one of "them": Bump-its
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
When I first saw this commercial I laughed hysterically, because I thought it was a joke. After a little bit I realized that it wasn't, this is a real product. You can visit the website and see for yourself.
Why would you want a product that immediately morphs you into a bitch? Seriously, every total bitch that I have ever met, and possibly got into a fist fight with in my sophomore year of college, has that hair. Hair that defies nature and blurs the line between a pompadoor and Amy Winehouse's crack hive.
They even feature bitches in the commercial to sell the product; cheerleaders, "models" , women who pick up their football player boyfriends at the dorms while driving their Honda Preludes (the official car of the bitch).
My favorite part of the commercial is about 0:34 when the random guy walks by the 3 girls by the pool and doesn't look at them at all. Meanwhile, they are staring at him like a delicious yet forbidden "carb".
Having said that, Angelina Jolie totally wears bump its:
I rest my case.
Reader Comments (3)
I want a bump it so bad....it that because I have an inner bitch? I hope I do. Jean vest possy....represent!
I persoanlly find the Shi Tzu hair do very attractive haha
Thanks to this enlightening infomercial I now know wher Sara Palin got that adorable do!