Sham Ka-Pow bow chicka bow...
Sunday, April 12, 2009 
The guy in the ShamWow commercial is starring in the new Slap Chop commercials. He also likes to hire prostitutes...
I guess he has never watched Pretty Woman, before. If he had he would know that the first rule to being a hooker is to never let the "John" kiss you on the mouth. He paid a prostitute $1000 to come to his hotel to do sexy times, and he decided to tongue kiss her. She retaliated by biting his tongue, hard. Apparently he had to beat the daylights out of her before she would let the tongue go. Fist-a-cuffs ensued and Bow chicka bow wow they both ended up hand cuffed to a hospital bed.
I always new something was wrong with this guy... I've written about him before. I thought he might do a lot of blow or drink a lot of energy drinks. But I never would have guessed that he was into...tongue raping hookers. I mean you would think that with all of his money from peddling the Slap Chop, and royalty checks from ShamWow that he would be rich enough to bag a decent non-violent gold digger.
To read a complete copy of the police report and see some more disturbing pictures check out this post on The Smoking Gun.
Do hookers really make $1000 a night? I can't believe that with that astronomical price kissing isn't included with the service. Any way, neither one of those cranked up idiots is going to jail because neither party is filing for damages.
Shamwow, Shlomi, fights, hookers in In The News 
Reader Comments (3)
Haha I wonder if he used a sham wow to clean up the blood. haha
I sort of thought the same thing, I was shocked at the mess, you would think he'd be so prepared for that kind of thing!!
NOW I KNOW THIS! D:<