GUEST POST: A Man Sends Me His Laid Off List

A reader sends me his lay off list, I laugh and laugh, and then share it with you!!! Hopefully this will inspire more of you to write your own.

Friday I  found myself laid out and have completed my own Laid-off Top Ten (it's still a work in progress.)

1.) Drive to the Pacific Ocean and wash all the corporate slime off! May require stormy seas.

2.) Apply online for jobs in New York City so I can tell all the other unemployed people at my local bar that I'm applying for jobs in New York City. They won't care but it beats telling them the local grocery store won't even take my app!

3.) Become the first guy ever to cut out and use an actual coupon! (Yea, like that's gonna happen)

4.) Drink a gallon of water every day! I see girls do it all the time.

5.) Clean bathroom just in case I ever do drink a gallon of water every day.

6.) Find out why woman only want to have sex when they are wearing colored underwear.

7.) Buy girlfriend more colored underwear.

8.) Now that I've discovered I get about 50 telemarketing calls all day every day, try to stop screaming terrible things at them.

9.) No matter how poor I get, promise to never accept job as telemarketer.

10.) Life was once a choice of right and wrong. Now it's a choice of wrong and fun. Let the fun begin.

Please include more stories about Sandpoint. It is the prettiest, most ass backward place on the planet. I miss it every day.

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