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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Sunday
Apr052009

Jesse James Dirty With Midgets

I am finally home resting on my  couch in my favorite spot, watching Jesse James fight his way to the top amiss a group of silicone infested, self absorbed has beens...

Last nights challenge was to create a viral video for All detergent. Apparently the dip shits at All don't know what viral video means because they were offended at both teams videos. They didn't approve of the masturbation reference in Clint Black's ridiculously stupid video. And they didn't like Jesse James video because of the foul language and the use of the word "midgets". The point of a viral video is to be funny, something people can't see on tv, if they wanted a commercial of bears hugging with rainbows coming out of there furry little asses they should have specified that. I am All's demographic and I loved Jesse James and the little people, especially the EMO little person he was so pissed off... 

I really don't understand the "little people" vs. "midgets" thing, I guess I've been living under an ignorant rock in North Idaho because I didn't know that midget was a derogatory term.

Apparently "All" really hated the video because you can't get it on Youtube, here is what NBC will let us see:

Its not as funny as the actual video was but it should help  you get an idea, of the genius behind it. And by genius I mean Melissa Rivers so I use the term loosely. Warning: her face will scare you.

 

Reader Comments (1)

I loved Jesse in this, he's hilarious! I hope he wins, he really is the only one who deserves it. Although I did also like Kloe K!

04-7-2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

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