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2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

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7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

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Thursday
May142009

Katy Perry Likes Adam Lambert &The Feel Of Wind In her Vag

I will replace this craptastic vid with a better one later in the afternoon.

 

I love Katy Perry. I wish I had a serious case of the Benjamin Buttons so I could go back in time and be bestfriends with Katy Perry. At my advanced age, I feel like I may have missed my  chance to braid hair and talk about boys with her. Oh well, we'll always have "Waking Up in Vegas".

Katie Perry came out in a rhinestone studded Elvis inspired belted leotard, with a cape that had the words "ADAM LAMBERT" embroidered on it. I suppose this is what happens when you forget your pants raid the American Idol wardrobe closet. I had a sneaking suspicion that Adam and her were girls. Jealous.

Just when I thought the show couldn't get any better, America sent Danny Gokey packing. (I will be receiving hate mail from the Gokey-lovers in 3,2,1). The finale next week will consist of godess supreme Adam Lambert and that guy with the sweet orgasm face Kris Allen.

Go Adam.

 

 

Reader Comments (3)

I am not going to lie. I don't like Adam. He seems too cocky. I find it annoying. I think America is going to agree with me about his ego. He is talented - extremely talented. But whenever I watch him perform it reminds me of watching a performance of the Rocky Horror Picture show and I should throw toast. But, I am old, and I wasn't even hip in my prime.

05-14-2009 | Unregistered CommenterC

I wonder whats in her Surrrprisse center????

05-14-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

I love both of them, its a sickness, the more flamboyant the harder I fall in love!!!!

05-14-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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