Things I Won't Be Watching
Tuesday, May 19, 2009 
I love reality TV. Don't get me wrong.
Surprisingly there are some limits to what I will watch. The main deterrent in any reality show viewing is whether or not the show contains those two douche bags from "The Hills": Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. If those two blonde d-bags are anywhere near a show, I run for the hills.
I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here is wrong on so many levels. It has those two douches, the queen of hell herself Janice Dickinson, and Sanjaya. Do you know who John Salley is? Me neither, but he will be sent into the jungle with the others. I'm guessing he was a serial killer in another life, there is no other reason that the lord in all her mercy would see it fit to punish him like this.
In reality the show should be named something more fitting like "I'm an Asshole, Put me Out of My Misery" or "I need a paycheck". I'm just throwing some ideas out there, the title should reflect the content.
I'm A Celebrity..." premieres on NBC on June 1. It will run for four weeks.
Reader Comments (3)
The douchebag looks like Heidi just rammed his favorite butt plug up his ass. What a piece of shit......
I think there should be a show where they take D list stars with no talent what so ever which would be 90% of reality tv stars and have a show where they get hunted to the death and the survivor gets 10 million. They would all probably do it and wouldn't it be sweet to see New York get her head blown off?? It would be like that sweet Ice T move "surviving the game" only real and with no loss of human life that is workth anything to society.
Phil, you've got a point. I second the motion.
OMIGOD he does look like he just got plugged!!!