Jon Finally Grows Some Balls...
Wednesday, May 27, 2009 I hate every show on TLC. A few times I have been very hung over and couldn't find the remote, subsequently I've had to watch Jon and Kate Plus 8. There are several reasons why I don't willingly watch this bullshit. The main reason is because I think it goes against the laws of nature to have more babies than you do tits.. another reason is that I think Kate is the biggest bitch on TV. The kicker is that she has the worse haircut man has ever seen, and every time I see it, I convulse.
Her hair is exactly what would happen if a bowl haircut and a reverse mullet got together and had unprotected sex.
Any way, I am all about strong women. But I can't f-ing stand people who sell their family's privacy and dignity to the highest bidder and then cry about it when it blows up in their money grabbing faces. Kate got rich by abusing her uterus, pimping out her children, and then mind fucking her husband for five years on TV.
Karma is a bitch, and so is Kate.
That said, every station in the known universe covered the "strained relationship between Kate and Jon" this morning they had psychiatrists, and "experts" weighing in the strain that the media has put on the relationship. They analyzed dialogue etc... bottom line is Jon is sick of her, he wants to ding someone with a decent haircut. He realizes that it isn't a good idea to mary someone who has Satan in their top 5.
Don't get me wrong, Jon is an idiot. He will have to live in a box or get some other insane wench to give birth to 8 children in order to pay even an eighth of the child support he will owe. He should have gotten out long before they decided to have a litter.
I'm not going to lie, every time I've ever watched the show I silently prayed that Jon would stand up and say "Kate, you are a bitch, there isn't a person on this planet who would blame me for leaving you're psychotic ass. I'm out!"
Its not everyday that one of my fantasies is realized.
Here is Kate, out strolling with her hair and a body guard in case someone tries to attack it.
Reader Comments (4)
Scarlette, is it bad that I have no clue who in the hell these two people are? (I don't watch TV, but I do watch THE OFFICE and LOST online, so I kind of know what's going on with the world, but I'm woefullly ignorant of these reality shows.) If it's bad that I don't know who these people are, just be gentle on me. If it's not bad, then I feel relieved.
Its not bad that you don't know who they are, they suck.
But if you want to be able to pass in a conversation. Kate and Jon are married people who have a set of twins and then sextuplets. So thats the plus 8.
The show just follows them around why Kate screams at her husband and the kids appear tortured.
Just turn on Entertainment Tonight, and you will know more than you ever wanted to...
I bet her "body guard" dominates her and she likes it. On second thought it's probably the other way around. Didn't that dude in the 80s pop band Kaja Goo Goo have that same hair cut?
I was wrong about the hair and the band. It's Posh Spice from the Spice Girls.