NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jessica Simpson is going to be on reality TV again. Why? Because Satan's powers are limitless.

The New York Daily News quoted her rep as telling Us magazine. A source added: "She and a friend set off on a road trip around the world in search of what people find beautiful and why.”

The 28-year-old rocket scientist will  also attempt some of the "shocking things that women do to make themselves beautiful." I guess its sort of Fear Factor with a message about beauty and no Joe Rogan.

No matter how desperate I get, please, please don't allow me to watch this.

I just don't get it, she has collagen lips, dyed hair, hair extensions, more make up then the average transvestite, and owns stock in Spanks. What the hell is there left to try? Metal rings around her neck and elephant shit facials? Dressing herself?

Does anyone else here remember when she used to know how to sing? 

Its too early for this kind of shit. I'm going back to bed.

Comments

[Sam]

haha ten bucks said you are hooked on it in two episodes and probably board sharts too!!!

[Brian Fellows]

My Uncle Koolaid got a pot belly pig, his pot belly pig wear a belt, and I'm Brian Fellows!

[Natty]

WTF?

[John McLellan]

Oh Scarlette, it's your American DUTY to watch this show, simply so you can entertain us with your insights on yet another shitty show.

[chopsueyluey]

Ugh. I'm STILL mourning her loss of Nick.............its all been wrong since..

[WIED]

Compared to britney Spears, Jessica Simpson is Madeline Albright.