Trump Dumped Jesse James & Kept The Pit Viper Whore

Sundays will never be the same. I've been addicted to Celebrity Apprentice this season because Jesse James was on it. And I have a thing for the blue collar hunks. I love a man who can fix all kinds of shit and look hot doing it. In my opinion Jesse James is the king of blue collar guys everywhere: he fixes cars, wears jeans to business meetings, he has been married three times once to a porn star and now to one of the most famous actresses in the world. He is proof that no dream is too big.

Another sad part of this is that I won't have any reasons to post this picture any more, and if that isn't depressing what is?

Donald trump fired him tonight because he didn't use his wife (Sandra Bullock) to bring in more money and ratings. Joan Rivers and her outrageous antics have been ratings gold, so it was obvious that Trump would keep the two biggest bitches in the show and let them fight to the death. 

Joan will take on Annie Duke, the sociopathic poker player. Annie played the game perfectly, too bad she was a stark raving asshole. Apparently elite poker players are like wizards with mind control powers and never ending wads of money.  The best moment of the season was actually when Melissa Rivers called  Annie a pit viper whore. 

I really like the name "pit viper whore" I can't decide if I want to print it on a t-shirt or use it on some unsuspecting fool who cuts me off in traffic. For now I'm just letting it roll around in my head. The possibilities of combining the word whore (one of my favorites) with a dangerous predator sort of makes me giddy.

In honor of Jesse James, and that shit show he was on lets have a contest.

What is the worse name that you have ever called some one?

Comments

[Sam]

I dont know maybe "trick ass bitch" or "stinkin ass hippie piece of shit" haha or "Bunny fucking animal rights pussy" haha

[A VW]

How about Cum Guzzling Skank?

[Scarlette]

When angered I always go with vagina lipped ho-bag, but I'm always down to learn new ones!

[Hmm Whatever]

Cunt Loaf...heard it just now.