To Sext Or Not To Sext
Thursday, June 11, 2009 Sexting (text messaging sexy messages) is the latest “danger” to face today’s youth.
You can’t turn on the TV with out hearing about the “dangers” of sexting. They’ve discussed it on The View, and the local news... I had no idea that it was a problem.
Seriously? How lame are teenagers these days? Shouldn’t they be out having botched attempts at real sex, and experimenting with marijuana like normal adolescents?
And honestly what are these sext messages like:
“Hey Q T my rents is out, want 2 cum over and do it? LOL I mean fuck?”
No apparently the problem is that the teens text naked pictures of themselves to eachother, which is considered “distributing” pornographic materials to minors, and then the minor who recieves the message also becomes a perp when he/she forwards it to their friends. Today's high schools are full of a bunch of dirty teenage porn lords.
Geez that whole teaching abstinence thing is really working out. Instead of having the raging teenage orgies that go hand and hand with sex education. The kids of today are preserving their virginity by running around taking naked pictures of themselves and giving blow jobs,
I used to live with two Catholic Latinas in college, don’t ask how it happened... one day they just took me in, fed me and I never left. Anyhoo, both of these 20 somethings were “virgins”. Which was fine and dandy, except they didn’t mind taking part in oral activities... I tried to explain to them that oral “sex” is probably bending the rules of catholicism a bit. (They were so afraid of losing their virginity that they didn’t use tampons, it was the weirdest freaking thing ever...) If we would have had cell phones in the mid 90’s then I’m sure they would have been sexting their brains out...
Here is the deal though, I have said it ONCE, TWICE, a MILLION times NEVER EVER TEXT A NAKED PICTURE TO SOMEONE. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PRIVATE TEXT. THE OTHER PERSON WILL SHOW SOMEONE, EVEN IF THEY LOVE YOU. IT’S TOO HARD TO KEEP NAKED PICTURES TO ONESELF.
I’m not kidding, I am one of those women who have a LOT of male friends, I have seen so many ill advised naked pictures of random chicks, that it haunts me. Conversley, I’ve only seen two naked dude texts, and they were both forwarded to me from friends. Apparently, no one wants to sext me directly. This is because, I make no appologies if someone sends me a naked sext, theres a 96% chance that its going to be forwarded to my entire contact list.
If someone would have dirty sexted me in high school I probably would have sent it to the entire school. It's teenagers like I was that ruin sexting for everyone else.
Reader Comments (4)
Scarlette, I can't tell you how many times I've known people to get laid cuz of texting. Women can't ignore texts. Plain and simple. It's something to do with the old addage, "If a man sees pictures of sex, he's aroused, but if a woman reads about sex, she's aroused." We all know why, too. A woman has to be horny before she'll get it on with some ugly, beer bellied dude. Thus, texting is incredible for getting women in the mood. It works, and it will continue to work.
Sexting can lead to some problems. You better be sure who you send them to.
I am not going to say any names but I was mistakenly sexted by a friend of mine saying "no you can't put anything in my ass. It is my decision when I will lose my anal virginity" I got the message and texted him back saying "what the fuck?" He quickly responded saying "oh shit that wasn't meant for you". I instantly called him. It turns out his girlfriend was a freak and wanted to stick things in his butt haha. Needless to say the message and story quickly was distributed throughout our group of friends and he still gets a lot of crap for it. To this day I wonder if he endured an ass pounding by that little skank haha
I have an immense collection of the aforementioned stored. A decade's worth, hundreds accumulated during college. Every pic has a story. I didn't even have to trade out for most of them, a little secret -- Men love to be objectified. I could tell you occupations, fantasies, family, and relationship histories. There were doctors, professors, lots of military, all ages, body types, "sizes", a guy with no legs? A guy smoking a bong? It seems inappropriate to scrapbook them, but I've always wanted to like wallpaper a room with them or something. Some are really artistic. Any ideas?
Sexting is too funny to get me in the mood, maybe I am a freak, maybe its my generation but if a guy is so much of a wimp that he can't pick up the phone and make a proper booty call... he's not getting any from me. I suck at texting though, so the idea of maintaining a sext conversation while do more important things like sleeping kind of stresses me out.
Sam, that very well might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.