LAY-OFF LIST

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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
Jun152009

Number 3 on the Lay-off List: DONE

OK, so I have finished number 3, on my list. 

I camped. It was fun. I mean I'm not sure if I can count it as "real camping" because we slept in the back of the truck, and I kind of wonder if "real" camping requires a tent.  I'm no expert on that kind of thing so let me know if you have the answers.

I did roast marshmallows, I didn't shower for two days, and I totally braved the elements, soooooo I'm thinking it counted.

My weekend highlights:

1. White Water Rafting the Lochsa, and I didn't die. I highly recommend rafting the Lochsa, if you are an adrenaline junky, and would like to experience the most intense ride of your life.  

2. Flip cup. I am so good at this drinking game, seriously, its like I can't stop. I actually have to fall to the ground and be dragged off into the night before I can stop. Its like I found my calling. In a past life I must have been a frat boy. There was a part when all of the male flip cup participants got naked, and I don't remember any of that...I just remember that I was a champion, and had to sleep for 16 hours straight afterwards.

3. Camping. I am just so happy that its warm enough to sleep outside, I fucking hate winter.

4. Finishing a task on my Lay off List, nothing tastes as sweet as accomplishment!

I wish I had more to say, I rafted, I camped, I drank, I was hung over for two days and I now have dread locks...Whatever number 3 on the lay off list is totally done.

Interestingly enough, I think I figured out a way to  complete task number 6 on the list. SKINNY DIPPING. Apparently I live 2 hours away from a really sweet nudist camp. Kaniksu Ranch is located in Loon Lake Washington, and besides naked camping they have a lot of activities, like the Bare Buns Fun Run, Wii Bowling tournament, and you'll never believe my good fortune: GUINESS WORLD RECORD SKINNY DIP - followed by a jeopardy challenge.

It's like Jesus wants me to be happy.

I do have a prior engagement on the day of the skinny dip, but I might be able to "swing" it. If not, maybe I'll just take a day trip to Loon Lake and take a swim and use their free Wifi. I have never gotten naked for a good wireless connection before, but I am not above it....

The real question is... have you really lived life if you haven't been to a nudist camp? I've asked myself this question and decided, I may not be complete until I experience it....

 

 

 

 

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