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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
Jun152009

Sock Your Favorite Dude In The Nuts...

Today is Man Day.

The idea was started by two Indiana men, Aaron and Joel Longanecker. According to their Facebook event page, there are more than 73,000 planning on celebrating the day. The day is supposed to be a day to "stand up as a man" and "watch Rocky movies all day" and "scratch yourself" and shoot animals. 

Um, I'm pretty sure the men in North Idaho have been celebrating this shit for years, there is no lack of nut scratching animal killers here.

They've added a few things like "be a good father" and "buy your wife flowers". Again, things that a man should do everyday. Well maybe not the flower thing, a good man would bring his wife expensive vodka and/or Starbucks cards. But thats neither here nor there.

To make a long story short though, GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.

 OH, and here is a video about douche bags, its funny and I believe some how related.

Reader Comments (2)

Brilliant. I checked out these guys' YouTube page, and their newest skit "You Call That A Shot?" is easily the funniest two minutes of YouTube I've ever seen. Dropped me.

06-15-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

OMIGOD, you are right, they are so crazy, I love them.

06-16-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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