Slang Of The Day: Scorpion

Scorpion: A person who does not drink. Origin: from the notorious heavy metal band Scorpions, who do not drink or do drugs.

Used in a sentence: Don't bother buying Sheronda a drink she is a Scorpion. 

Comments

[Sam]

Very nice of you to put a word that I'm sure orignated in my group of friends. Haha I love it. I bet your readers will start using it and it will spread.

Here are some other variations of the word and its use.

"Man that chick is a scorp" Definition: That chick is lame because she won't drink.

" I can't believe those guys are scorpin out like that" Definition: your friends chose not to drink with you.

Scorpion King:
Common Definition: a sweet B movie starring the Rock.
Our Definition: a douchebag who goes to the bars/parties to get pussy but doesn't even drink!!!!!

[Scarlette]

Nice. You really need to email me a few of your best slang terms and their meanings and I will use them for word of the day. I haven't had a really good one since saddlebacking.

[John McLellan]

You guys are killing me. Scarlette, did you notice on the video you posted, this guy whistles TERRIBLY out of tune. It's painful. Hilarious too, but painful.

[C]

What is the word for not smoking? Scarlette I ask because you quit "real" smoking and now are even easing up in the fantasy smoke break...

I think I know why...I think it is because you no longer are stifled by the cube. The cube drives my most toxic habits.

[Scarlette]

The whistling is really sad, I didn't realize it the first time....hahahha I wish I could have found something more upbeat but everything wasn't embedable on youtube...ho hum
The reason I don't do fantasy smoke breaks as often is because I haven't found as many profoundly interesting people that I want to write about, I know that sounds unbelievable, but I try not to force the breaks otherwise they wind up being terrible.
I do take suggestions though... so if you know of someone and you'd like to pick their minds...I'm flexible.