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2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

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5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Sunday
Jun282009

Who Drew The Cock on Our Truck?

So, lets just make a long story short. We went to a wine bar on Friday night. A friend of ours was singing there. We don't frequent wine bars. I'm just going to leave it at that. 

To make a long story short we drank our faces off and had to make alternate vehicular arrangements that night. My Huggy Bear left his truck parked outside the wine bar. I guess its safe to say that wine bars don't like us either because someone decided to draw a gigantic cock on the truck. 

Nothing tips off a walk of shame like driving through town on a Saturday morning with a giant cock painted on the hood of your truck.

Reader Comments (6)

Wasn't me.....Not my style of drawing.

06-29-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

UNREAL! At times, I honestly believe your "normal" life is stranger than fiction. WOW.

06-29-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

I blame it on him, seriously who would call me a cock?

06-29-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

Find this guy for me, maybe he traced it..

06-29-2009 | Unregistered CommenterAub

It looks like a girl drew it. Kind of like cheerleader bubble letters - only its a bubble peen... girl for sure. Guys are more graphic and wobbly with their cock doodles.

06-30-2009 | Unregistered CommenterAsh

You are not the only people who had this happen to them hodges on my softball team had like ten drawn on his truck friday night haha. There is a damn crazed cock draw-er on the loose in sandpoint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

06-30-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

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