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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Monday
Jun292009

Soon, she will understand the power of alcohol

This poor child was horrified by what she saw on the dance floor. I can relate to her, as I have to attend many weddings sober. Don't worry honey, soon you will be old enough to steal booze and hide in the parking lot with the older kids... until then keep poking your eyes out.

 

Reader Comments (3)

I think she is more scared of that predator beside her, he looks like he is scoping for a next victim......haha

06-30-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

Hahhahahah, terrifying.

06-30-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

Sure she's not just scratching her eyes out because she's got allergies? Cuz I do that sometimes. Whether it's allergies or drunk adults she's suffering from, poor girl.

06-30-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

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