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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Thursday
Jun042009

Virgins Like Beyonce too.

 

I know its a little early for something like this. Joe Jonas of the Jonas brothers dancing to "Single Ladies". He's doing a really good job at pretending that he doesn't really know the dance, and then once in a while he can't repress his inner Beyonce and he busts out some air tight moves.

I'm pretty sure this will do nothing to squelch the rumor that he is gay. A good idea if you are trying to pass as a straight virgin would be to "NOT" put on your favorite leotard and dance to Beyonce. I'm guessing he doesn't care. Good for him, boys should be able to enjoy the musical stylings of Beyonce with out putting their sexuality in question. Right?

He does have some great legs.

Anywhoo, I don't really understand the whole disney virgin thing. I mean look how it worked out for the rest of them. 

Whats your take on Joe Jonas the virgin?

 

Reader Comments (8)

Virgin as far as getting some from a girl I give that a big YES!

Virgin as far as getting his ass pummeled by men NOT A CHANCE! He probably has a Micky Mouse figureen stuck in his ass to hold his guts in.!!!!!!

06-4-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

I like masculine men with no morals. Why aren't we able to see his foot work?

06-4-2009 | Unregistered CommenterAubrey

Straight or gay, he's not getting any all the way to the bank. My guess is he'll be a drugged out puss hound in less than a decade.

06-4-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJohn McLellan

Nice High Heels...that alone puts his masculinity in question for me...He does have the moves though, I am jealous!

06-4-2009 | Unregistered CommenterPhoebe

I agree Aubrey the less morals the better... I think he should date adam lambert....

06-4-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

He's more comfortable in heels than I am! You go girl/boy!

06-4-2009 | Unregistered Commentergimpy

I saw on The Onion that Disney has a secret lab that is busy making the next generation of manufactured teen idols. They keep Walt Disney's head there also.

06-4-2009 | Unregistered CommenterWIED

I'm not into Joe Jonas or the Jonas bros...but I LOVE this video @_@

06-19-2009 | Unregistered Commenterchopsueyluey

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