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1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

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Friday
Jun052009

Enjoy Your Ass Cleavage Now The Man is After You...

YAKIMA, Wash. -- The Yakima City Council is cracking down on what an ordinance delicately refers to as "cleavage of the buttocks."

The change approved by the council means that anyone in public wearing see-through apparel, a thong or a G-string -- regardless of whether they are working at a coffee stand --could be prosecuted for a misdemeanor violation. 

I don't know whether to praise the lord or be pissed off... 
sadly this image is not from my own collection...I've been collecting pictures of ass cleavage for years. I could wall paper a department store with the amount that I've taken of my husband alone.  

 


I took this picture of ass cleavage in Chicago, I think it is a work of art.


This picture was taken at the mud bogs circa 2007.

I think this is a sexist move made by the government in Yakima. Boooooooo Hisssssss!!! Why are they going after the baristas and hood rats when plumbers have been doing this shit for years? 

 

Reader Comments (2)

HI! I am a friend of Ashley's and a fellow Yakima native. I've been reading your blog for a few months now and am a HUGE fan of your work...when reading I often laugh out loud at innapropriate times! As for the "ass cleavage" debate, I figured since it stems from some whorish looking baristas in my neck of the woods, I'd share some info. The reason this is such a big deal is because the Mayor is a huge bible thumper and he claims that he is offened by the eyefull he and his 18 year old son have recieved when driving by the espresso stand. Yeah right pal, your 18 year old son doesn't want to check out some scantily clad 18-25 year old chicks...nobody is that religious. My soultion = STOP DRIVING BY THE STAND AND LET THE SLUTTIES FLAUNT IT IF THEY GOT IT!!

06-5-2009 | Unregistered CommenterJ Felton

That lady with the stroller, that should be illegal.

06-8-2009 | Unregistered CommenterNatty

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