Consider This a Message From God Bret Michaels
Monday, June 8, 2009 Ok, this video is hilarious on so many levels, I peed my pants in Starbucks (has happened twice). Watch at the end when Brett almost gets beheaded by the giant thing in the sky.
The story:
Poison was performing with the broadway show Rock of Ages on the Tony Awards when the good lord in all her mercy decided it was time to let him know that spreading STD's is not cool. Seriously Bret.
When I was a child and I stubbed my toe or something I would go and cry about it to my mom, she would say something to me like "Thats what God does to people who don't listen to their Mothers." OR "What did you expect god would do when you torture you poor baby brother?" So I'm pretty sure God is pissed at Bret Michaels. I mean C.C. is a recovering drug addict and he was spared... do the math Mr. Michaels.
Oh, and I think he is OK otherwise this post isn't very funny and I can expect my very own concussion soon.
On a separate note, my first concert was Poison opening for David Lee Roth, my mother took me. This started life long tradition of my mother taking "me" to concerts and then leaving me alone while she rushed the stage. I don't know why but when ever I think of my mother I think of Gods fury and Glam Rock.
Love you mom.
Bret Michaels, accident, the lords fury, tony awards in Celebrities 
Reader Comments (3)
I'm beginning to think that #2 on your Lay-off list is a little more personal then you're leading on!
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hahahahh I've never slept with bret michaels if thats what you are getting at. The STD reference is to the skankfest on VH1 Rock of Love.
But that is pretty funny.