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6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

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Wednesday
Jul012009

Hail the New Queen of Camel Toes

Solange Knowles (Beyonce's sister) is a "singer" too. You would think that fact alone would bring her stardom and riches beyond the lay folk's wildest imagination.

Solange is not content to ride on her sister's coattails she wants to show the world her talent. And by talent I mean 4-inch camel toe wrapped in a multi colored spandex unitard. She is also pointing at it in case you didn't notice.  Ouch. Thats a yeast infection waiting to happen.

Reader Comments (5)

Who dresses these people????

07-1-2009 | Unregistered CommenterSam

What's with the yellow stripes on her face? She is one hot mess.

07-1-2009 | Unregistered CommenterRobin

The stitching actually slices and separates..

07-1-2009 | Unregistered CommenterAub

Ewww....she needs to fire her wardrobe people!!!

07-16-2009 | Unregistered CommenterCandy

For some reason this is one of my most popular posts of all time, I literally get hundreds of views on it a week. Poor Solange, I wonder if the fabric kept creeping or if it was like that when she put it on.

12-17-2009 | Registered CommenterScarlette

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