Top
LAY-OFF LIST

Loading..

1. Ride a mechanical bull.

2. Be a groupie and get a backstage pass. (not the slutty kind, just the kind that loves the music)

3. Go camping, real camping.

4. Get tattoo

5. Take road trip.

6. Go skinny dipping.

7. Write that book.

8. Take over a dive bar.

9. Participate in open mic night.

10. Find a job, that I love.

Need More Info? Click Here.

Add to Technorati Favorites

  

 

Powered by Squarespace

Enjoy the Whoracle?

Subscribe below.

« Elementary School Teachers Masturbate? GTFO. | Main | Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split »
Tuesday
Jul142009

Drunk Grandmas

DateTuesday, July 14, 2009

I have started teaching swimming lessons. There really are no words to express the kind of cold that one feels when they spend 4 hours in 65 degree weather in a lake that is much, much colder than that....

But if I wasn't teaching swimming lessons I wouldn't have met my new favorite kid.

Me: The life guard's job is to help us, that is why it is important that they are not hungover, are paying attention at all times.

Random Kid: I know that life guard he is my cousin's neighbor.

Me: Wow.

Frozen kid: My grandma was a life guard.

Favorite Kid: My grandma would rather work at a winery.

Me: Me too.

Kids are so much wiser than humans.

AuthorScarlette | CommentPost a Comment |
tagged , , , , in

Reader Comments

There are no comments for this journal entry. To create a new comment, use the form below.

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Post:
 
All HTML will be escaped. Hyperlinks will be created for URLs automatically.

Notify me of follow-up comments via email.