Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Split
Tuesday, July 14, 2009 
A week ago Vanessa Minillo and Nick Lachey broke up. Coincidence? Hmmmm....
I really hope that Nick wouldn't subject himself to that kind of pain and agony again.
I don't know how to feel about this. This could be because I forgot she existed. I always thought they were a weird couple.
Apparently the night before her "Barbie and Ken" themed birthday party, Tony fired her ass Trump style. Now we all know the reason why he dumped her instead of showering her with lap dogs and fake hair. The Ken and Barbie party, Jessica what were you thinking? Pro Football players no matter if they are twinkies or not, they can not go to Barbie parties. They will lose all street cred.
For future reference, professional athletes can fuck a barbie, thats perfectly fine. They are not allowed in any way shape or form to dress up like them and eat little sandwiches. Its in the contract along with "never be photographed with a dog smaller than 30lbs. Now you know. In reality he was doing her favors, the Dallas Cowboy fans already hate her. The Barbie thing could have got her killed.
Apparently Jessica canceled her birthday and laid in bed with her mom all day. I want to be sad... but canceling your birthday? NO WAY.
She should have gotten nice and drunk, made some bad decisions and then possibly drunk texted some old flames....
Jessica Simpson, break ups, love dumb, tony romo in Celebrities 
Reader Comments (2)
I knowww, what was she thinking?? What flaming tribe of party planners and hairdressers agreed that this was a great idea? This baffles me more than the Sotomayor confirmation hearings. Your blog comforts me in these confusing times Dar.
I hope Tony will finally be able to play some ball!!!! She was bad luck!!!