I Survived a Japanese Game Show Season 2 episode 3 recap...
Thursday, July 2, 2009 Finally The Red Robots Get a Break!!!
So I'm really dedicated to my coverage of ISAJGS, I gave up a night of drinking to watch it last night.
OK, I'm just kidding, I didn't have a baby sitter, it's the thought that counts right?
So the game starts off: and the Green Monkeys I mean Tigers... are riding high on their millions of victories when they receive "Majide Mail". The letter reveals that the Green Monkeys Tigers must give up one of their players to the Red Robot team because the teams are now uneven.
The Green team votes to send the soccer mom Cathy over to the Robots. What was their reasoning? They apparently thought she was the weakest player....even more so than Bobaloo, whose size seems to be a weakness. I'm not hating. The guy is real big. Cathy seems to be the one of the most positive and supportive players but... I'm not there. So who knows? She could be an undercover asshole.
So it's time for game play and the first game is "Whack a Mole" (I'm not sure that was actually the name). The game is almost too complex to explain. A member from one teams whacks the "moles" on the other team. The "moles" try to spit balls into a hole guarded by a members of the opposite team wielding noodle bats.
In a turn of karmic events Cathy kicks ass at this game and she helps the Red Robots get their first victory and the second game advantage. The Green team regrets their decision to give Cathy away since she handed them their ass whooping.
Over on the Red team the twin blonde guy twats rejoice, along with their servant Jamie, and the librarian is just happy. Cathy basks in her soccer mom glory. People should know better to mess with a soccer mom, especially one who has her hair cut in a posh spice bob, those bitches will cut a fool.....
Then a weird annoying voice and dragon cartoon letter pop out of no where "BACK TO BACK GAMES".....
I will refrain again from saying how much it pisses me off that they get to play two games before elimination. ABC if your listening, so not fair....
So the next game is again really too complex to explain. The contestants dress as mice with boxing gloves on. Then one player hangs from the sky, and one puts milk cartons on a giant treadmill. The hanging mouse tells the blind mice wearing boxing gloves when the milk is coming. The mice catch the milk and then pour it into a giant beaker. The team with the most milk wins. Both teams seem to do decently.
It appears that green monkey Megan couldn't catch the milk at all, while dread lock Brent catches two at a time...interesting how will this affect the future? The Red Robots and their new GOOD LUCK charm CATHY, win again. And the Green Monkeys are left to do their first punishment.
The punishment is eating a gross lunch and making a huge "Zen Garden" and the reward is taking a fast train to a special restaurant. The restaurant is special because monkey's are the waiters and presumably the food is good.
The real monkey waiter's were the cutest little things in their kimonos I want one for Christmas. Well, as long as it doesn't jack all the time like the monkeys at the zoo. Wouldn't it be creepy to see a monkey jacking and wearing a kimono? That is some Hugh Hefner shit.... back to the show.
During the punishment, Debbie the "stable hand" apparently hates her team, she repeatedly says how annoying Bob is and how none of them know how to use a shovel. WELL GUESS WHAT DEBBIE? Not every one shovels shit for a living, everyone knows that "stable hand" is American for SHIT SHOVELER. OK. Your a pro. No one is going to take that away from you... then she goes on to say that Bob is a fat ass and he sits around on his ass all day...blah blah blah. She makes such a fuss about Bob being fat...I don't get it. I mean she isn't skinny. I am a firm believer that you must wear a size in the single digits if you want to talk shit about others being fat. And home girl isn't even close, so Debbie lay off the fat people.
So its time for the Green Monkeys to send two players into elimination, and finally somebody starts playing the game. The Green Monkeys put Debbie and Brent in the elimination round because they are the strongest players. Smart. Good job Megan, Bobaloo and narcissistic girl. This decision pleased my children beyond all measures, they despise Debbie for saying mean things about Bob, who is their favorite player.
So elimination game is dressing like a penguin and popping giant eggs full of fake yolk. And Dread Lock Brent kicks Debbie's ass and sends her back to the states and her former shit shoveling life. My seven year old jumps off the couch and cheers....
Bye Debbie.... Karma is really a funny thing.
Reader Comments (18)
Listen Darcy,
First of all - YOU'RE A FUCKING TWAT! You were voted off TWICE last year. Did you really even watch any of these episodes you blogged about - you fat WHORE!??? If so, you would have realized that their is NO team called the green MONKEYS you peurto rican PUSSYRAG!!!!! They're the fucking GREEN TIGERS, shit for brains!!!!! Oh, and in addition - you write like a 10 year old in special ed !!!!! Check your grammer, bitch!
Have a nice day, LOSER!
To the blonde Twat,
I've never seen anybody SO ANGRY. Wow I'm Sorry you got voted off and now have to take it out on somebody else.. Um, You might want to check out some web sites for anti-depressants. But thanks for the laugh this am. We all know who the nut job is... :) na na na na hey hey hey GOODBYE!!! Good job Darcy, keep up the good work...
She misspelled grammAR...haha who is this potty mouth?
THIS SHOW IS SOOOOO MUCH FUN TO WATCH 8p
Darcy, I agree with the first message. No one should be allowed to publish any writing, blog or otherwise, unless they have completed the 2nd grade or used the "spell check" function. Do you even know what the word "spelling" means? I suggest A) you get on that. B) You were voted off twice last year, quite sad in my opinion... C) Your a at b*tch and that girl Debbie, I believe is a size 6/8. Maybe your the jealous whore who should go on weight watchers. D) You know TV shows edit a ton of scenes out, oh wait, you're retarded and probably thought that what we all saw on TV is all that happened... hahahhahahaha Your a sad excuse for a person.... You also shouldn't call people blond twats when your a FAKE blond, SAD!
STEVEN you are hilarious and right! DARCY SUCKKKKSSSSS
This makes me laugh so hard. You will never find a job with a blog like this. You are as dumb as rocks. If you ever do get an interview and are even considered for a job (highly unlikely), then the corporate hags will do a quick on-line research, find this blog, and immediately put your resume in the "do not hire" pile. You are so stupid, you know they do on-line checks of all potential employees and when they see this poorly written piece of trash they will NEVER hire you.
Hi! Everybody, thanks so much for all the love...
I'm super sorry about all of my type o's and misspellings and my third grade writing skills!!! I was so busy whoring on Wednesday night I must have been too tired to get it right.
Or maybe I just didn't care but I promised some people who are ISAJGS fans that I would cover the show...
Oh, Hellen good looking out, I wonder if the places that I am already working for are going to fire me now? OH, wait they hired me because of my blog...
Thanks again guys!!!
How do you know when your 15 minutes of fame is up?
I have the answer:
When you take the time to search the internet looking for people who are writing about your "perfromance" on a HORRIBLE reality show, and call them a "pussy rag". I don't even have to watch that show to know that she is right you are a "twat".
If Debbie is a size 6/8 then Bobaloo is a size 9.
I just wonder why people think they can go on tv and make asses of themselves and not expect people to talk about it? I am proud of Darcy's performance/actions on the game show last year... she bucked up when her team lost and never acted like a fool.... so the other people who put themselves on ABC and act like fools need to own it and stop lashing out when people call them on it.
hahah Darcy this is hilarious!!! (This is Debbie-the shit shoveler) my friend just told me to read ur blog (she has me on google alert) bc of all the comments etc and I loveeeee it--- I think she was the one to write all that, sry bout it! keep this blog going its highly amusing!!!! The worse the better!!! However, just so you know, the horses that I took care of and showed were probably worth more than you make in 5/10 years and I just did that while thinking about graduate programs so I am not stuck writing blogs.... Darcy, no hard feelings, keep it up! Ps. Bobaloo and I are cool, we just didnt get along in the house!!! I cant wait to read next week's take on things...
-deb
So if you all hate Darcy so much, why do you bother visiting her blog?
Keep up the good work Darcy!
Debbie! nice to hear from you. You are right, in all reality the actual shit from the horses that you work with is probably worth more than I make in a year....
Thank god I have a sugar daddy.
I can't believe anyone would get pissed off about someone questioning their performance on that show. You all made fools of yourselves on national tv for what a hundred bucks a day. The reason you were all casted was to fill the characters the show need. The Slut, Fat ass, Douchebag and so on. I love the blog Scarlette keep it up.
But Debbie I would like to get a hold of some of that horse shit, if it is really worth that much money I would like to invest in it as a comodity. And Steven how old are you? You called someone retarded haha I think the last time I said that was in fourth grade haha, I guess you filled the casting role of the ignorant dip shit. YOU ALL SUCK AND THE SHOW IS THE WORST PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
Damn. That's a lot of comments! Personally, I love the show, and I love this blog. I don't take TV editing seriously AT ALL, because the editors can make any person look like an asshole if they want to. Drama sells. Add that to the seriously crazy fucking games that the show makes the contestants do, and you've got yourself a winning combination, no doubt.
Debbie was a stud, but they only aired her angry comments. Watching the end of the show, she was smiling and dancing her in penguin outfit. No doubt she's a stud, but the show sells better if they make her out to be an angry wench. Sad. My guess is Debbie would be a blast to have a beer with. Fucking tv editors can suck one.
Scarlette, keep writing your ass off! I'll still be drinking pints of craft beer and reading your blog long after the haters disappear. (Also, to any of you other contestants who like to drink, have sex, and write, let me know where your blog is. Chances are, we'll get along great too.)
Keep up the good work Scarlette....I will be reading your blog long after these haters stop!!!!